When the redmonkee was a little monkee, he and his pals were looking over a herd of pit ponies of the Oliver #2 Mine. These ponies pulled pit wagons of Number 9 coal. There were appoximately 40 pit ponies in this herd. So the Redmonkee told his pals we don't have any ponies. The mine has got plenty. So he and his pals plotted to rustle ponies from the Oliver # 2 Mine. More on this later.
Contact: The Redmonkee, firstname.lastname@example.org-- available for commercials for banks or high security companies (Briggs, Wells Fargo, Mellon Bank or the like) as the youngest bank robber in America, ever.